My Break-up Letter to Starbucks, (With an Emphasis on Tall Caramel Macchiato Skim)

Dear Starbucks,
I've been meaning to write this letter for a while now. I've put it off because, honestly, this is taking a lot more strength than I would have ever imagined. I think its time we go our separate ways.
Its true, we had some great times. You were always there, to relax me with your soft music, charm me with your trendiness, and never were you too far away. I've admired your expensive taste, and I'll never forget the first time we met. I didn't like you at first, I thought you were rather cocky, asking so much from everyone all of the time, but now I see it as a confidence you carry, you know what you have to offer, and I soon realized what all of the fuss was all about.
But, if I'm being honest with myself, your just not good for me! I've noticed myself becoming obsessed with you, I cant seem to get through a day without you, I've found myself jealous when I see someone else with you and your not with me. Its gotten so bad, Ive gained weight! I can't sleep! Not to mention the FORTUNE I have spent just trying -to keep up with you! If your wondering if there is a "replacement", its true.
Green Tea made from home is not only the more practical choice, but its also prepared to support me with the goals I have in mind, like detoxifying and getting out of debt. Lets face it, you have not cared about me when it comes to that- at all.
I'm sure when I see you around I will still be inclined to smile and wave but anything further, Absolutely Not. Face it Bux, I've moved on, you should too. I'm standing firm this time. Please leave me alone. Best Wishes, Celia
P.S. I miss you. Please come back to me.